Writing Hurts

In the office today, trying to push out some writing. Feels like a breech birth of an eight legged bull calf. Hoofed and horned. Painful stuff. Do they do C-sections for uncooperative words?

Here's a completely unrelated photo of a moose and calf on Isle Royale NP because blogs need photos and this is one of the few non-graphic birth-related images I have.